Remember yesterday when we were considering the plans to cure Global Warming by pumping sulfur and chemicals into the upper atmosphere, blocking out the evil sun? It makes sense, right? It gets too hot, we give ourselves some shade. Just like sunglasses. Easy Peasy!
It seemed like a foolproof plan, at the time. But those days are over! Nature is gearing up to do it for us. The Campi Flegrei volcano near Naples, Italy is heating up and starting to spew. Experts say this could be the big one.
This is what we environmentalists have been waiting for! Smoke up the sky; trigger new ice age; no more Global Warming!
Hip hip hooray!
A Game Changer for Climate Predictors
There has been speculation among scientists as to whether it would be a natural or manmade disaster that would finally do us in. Odds have been heavily on ‘manmade’ for quite some time. But this is a game changer! Get your money in the ring while the getting’s good! This could be the break you’ve been holding out for.
Now what do we do?
First, get ready to hunker down. Ice age tend to be long and crappy. Get some blankets and canned beans. Then we give ourselves a few pats on the back for avoiding that whole ‘global warming’ thing. Then we wait!
What else are you going to do? It’s cold out there!