Just to update you, where I am, it’s unseasonably mild outside. In another place it’s snowing pretty hard. And somewhere else they had a record high today! With all the weather going on out there, it’s time to get serious about fixing global warming.
Rather than do anything about how we live, or take any steps to improve our overall life experience in ways that reduce car dependency and usage of polluting chemicals, we have a much better idea. Put a cloud of crap into the upper atmosphere to block some of the sun!
This solution is simple, and cheap!
And those experiencing record snowfall and record chill are especially excited about this plan.
Volcanoes are nice!
Pumping sulfur particles into the air ‘mimics volcanic eruptions’ which have in the past cooled the temperature of the planet and killed off a high percentage of living creatures, and in some cases wiped them out completely!
The great thing, once again, is that, when you monkey around with atmospheric conditions on a global scale, there is no possibility of unintended consequences. There is literally zero chance that this could be a bad idea. Science has thought of everything. They have done the math. Numbers don’t lie! What are we waiting for?! Let’s smoke this place out and get on with things. Doesn’t everyone agree that it will be refreshing to worry about something else for a change? Or at least, 97% of us.
And that’s enough!