Christmas is coming up fast! If you’re like most people, you haven’t started shopping yet and stressed out to the max and you’re just waiting until someone comes up with a list of live saving gift ideas that will bail you out. You’re in luck. This is that list! This is the one you’ve been waiting for. All your troubles are over! You’re welcome and happy Christmas!! Here are the 8 best gifts for the most challenging people. In the world! Get shopping!
Life Saving Gift Idea #1
This is pretty much the perfect gift for anyone. It’s a divided world, but if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that the most important thing we can be doing is posting things on the internet and getting likes! Why not celebrate their love of likes? The ‘I Get Likes 2’ T-shirt is bold, proud, and the perfect way to show it off! Also available in kids and baby sizes.
Life Saving Gift Idea #2
For the social justice and eco-warriors you should consider the ‘Climate Change, Duh!’ T-Shirt. We all know that everything bad is because of climate change. 97% of us do, at least. There are still 3% that are in denial. Climate deniers! (For the full guide to identifying and dealing with climate deniers, click here.) Your special someone will love spreading this message, and working to stomp out the last 3% that are holding us back and ruining the planet.
Life Saving Gift Idea #3
If your special someone is one of those types that are into elections and constitutions and all that or are maybe just super into democracy, you should check out the ‘I Voted’ T-Shirt. It pretty much says it all. They’ll be happy to go around letting people know what they did. It’s important! (Unless any of the 12 reasons not to vote apply to them, in which case, look elsewhere…)
Life Saving Gift Idea #4
Are they foodies? Do they love to eat meat and fresh, local organic foods? Maybe they do Paleo, or Keto, or are on the Carnivore diet. (If they aren’t, they probably should be, but that’s a conversation you can save until the 26th. In any case, the ‘I Like to Eat the Meat’ T-Shirt will be the perfect gift to get their juices flowing.
Life Saving Gift Idea #4b
On the flip side, if they are pickier, and don’t like gluten, or killing, or any of that stuff, or if they just prefer eating food that comes straight out of the 3-D printer, maybe they’d prefer the ‘I Don’t Eat Sentient Plants or Animals’ T-Shirt. And if they switch back and forth, get them both! Either way, we’ve got you covered.
Life Saving Gift Idea #5
Do they love being right? Dumb question. Who doesn’t? We all worry about horrible things that might happen to us. We worry about it all the time. And we all know how good it feels to be right. The ‘I Was Right’ t-shirt pretty much says it all. Victory is sweet!
Life Saving Gift Idea #6
Do need a gift for a nature lover, conservationist, or protector of all living things? The ‘Animals Take Drugs’ T-shirt is maybe the perfect way for them to flaunt their inner compassion, reminding the world that our actions have consequences that extend well beyond our own species. It’s never too late to save some animals and do some good!
Life Saving Gift Idea #7
If you know anyone that sounds like shares this dilemma, get them the ‘Conflicting Incentives’ T-Shirt. It pretty much says it all…
Life Saving Gift Idea #8
For the space lover. For that person that is obsessed with other planets and interstellar travel. For the person who couldn’t be more excited about the new fake moon race that has just started. The ‘For Real This Time’ T-Shirt is ready to launch.
They can share their passion with with world while they watch the USA and Russians duke it out in another battle for technological superiority. And wearing this beautiful, soft, ultra-fashionable, 100% made in the USA organic cotton T, they are guaranteed to look good and feel good!
Get your orders in now! The deadline is coming up fast. And there are no guarantees these will get there in time. But they will get there. And they will be worth it when you see the looks on their faces. It’s the gift of love! How can you go wrong?