It’s long been speculated: Is all this pollution we’re putting into the air bad for us in some way?
At last, we have the answer!
In fact, some people are calling it the ‘next tobacco.’ In reality, it’s quite different than tobacco. We were addicted to tobacco, and sucked in it’s pollution gladly. We aren’t addicted to air pollution. It doesn’t really give us a sweet buzz, or yellow teeth quite as badly. We are addicted to the things that make the pollution. (Cars, heat, vinyl siding, etc.) WE JUST CAN’T QUIT!
Even though air pollution gives us cancer and black lung and makes us dumber. Whatever, right?
Even though 90% of kids in the world are getting screwed over by air pollution. Hey, whatever, right?
Now that we know it’s bad for us, the next steps are easy:
Get rid of all cars, factories, refineries, power-plants, etc. And go on with our lives. Happier and healthier than ever!
But wait, it gets worse
Oh yeah, and if you think the air outside is as bad as it gets, think again! The air in your house if 5-10 times worse!
Now that you know that, you can get rid of offgassing paints, particle-boards, memory foam, polyesters, pretty much all household cleaners, solvents, fragranced soaps, dryer sheets.
No sweat! Your kids will thank you! (You might even thank yourself, when you brain doesn’t melt and you don’t die horribly. Gratitude is very important! Watch the Secret. You’ll know.)
Or you can just wait for technology to come along and fix all the problems technology caused.