This isn’t surprising to anyone that can put two and two together, It’s big news to those who can’t. They have recently discovered that plastic molecules are running rampant through our bodies. AS WE SPEAK!
(I suppose I should say, your body. I avoid plastic like the plague. I haven’t been near it in years, and have undergone extensive measures to get any residual plastic molecules out of me. It’s been hard work, but well worth it!)
Because we didn’t think that by drinking out of plastic bottles, wearing plastic clothes, wrapping our food in plastic, or eating plastic filled fish, that any of it would end up inside us.
OOPS! I guess we should have done more to fix that garbage island that only shows up in stock photos. I guess we should have banned more things. Banning straws is not enough!
This is just like that time when they put chemicals on the crops and the chemicals ended up in the food. Does this mean that the chemicals are in us, too? OH NO! This is not good.
Now what are we going to do?
We know that being filled up with plastic is really bad. Like, really bad. You could die! We tried pretending it isn’t getting in there. But it’s getting in there. Seriously. Now what?
Who knows! We’re probably screwed.
To you, this might not seem that big of a deal. I know we got upset when that straw came out the turtles nose. That was bad! But we’re just people. Whatever.