A high percentage of science people think that the climate is changing. This doesn’t mean they are right, by the way. But it was hot in the summer, and then it got pretty cold for a few weeks in late September and early October. And now it’s pretty nice! Who knows? They might be on to something!
In any case, the animals believe. They aren’t taking it lying down. People are feeling the wrath. The animal kingdom has had enough!
A bunch of monkeys threw bricks at a guy and killed him.
A kangaroo beat up a woman, giving her a collapsed lung.
It’s getting scary to go outside!
If you’re worried about the climate, or want to make it look like you’re doing the right thing so the animals don’t track you down, you have some options.
Here is a really boring list of ideas from our friends at the Guardian! Some of them might help. Some of them look like they are total lies, old-wives tales, or just lame and pointless. But hey, if it saves you from an animal attack, it’s good enough!