First they made the coke cans smaller. NOW THEY’RE COMING AFTER OUR PIZZA!
In another bold move towards a healthier world, they are going to force pizza companies to make a 12″ pizza only 11 inches. And a 10″ pizza only 9. You do the math on how much less pizza you’ll eat, in this scenario. A=πr2. No big deal.
Or they are going to force them to cut back on the toppings. Oh dear! It’s not pepperoni’s fault. Or mushrooms. (face the facts!)
They think this will solve obesity. They are wrong! But at least it makes it look like they care. Actually they know you’ll just get another coke, and a second pizza. Let’s face it, you’re not that dumb. Sounds more like simple economics, to me. How do we boost sales? they ask. Easy. Charge the same for less.
If they really cared, they would ban sugar. They would make it totally illegal. (If you’re looking for the simplest solution, that is…) And as an added bonus, doing so would also save the fish.
We love fish! And they don’t cause obesity! It’s brain food!