Scientists suggest that newly discovered rock carvings were done by an ancient lost civilization. Or they also could have been done by me.
“Our first deduction from examining these petroglyphs is that they were created around 10,000BC,” the director of the Maharashtra state archaeology department, Tejas Garge, told the BBC.
But look at the geometries and the line-quality and compare them to the drawing I found in my archives. Could they have been done by the same hand? Could it have been me?
Further investigation is needed to uncover the truth. You never really know what someone is capable of until you do a proper investigation.
IT’S CALLED SCIENCE, SUCKERS!
(Or Journalism. Or a Probe. It all depends on the context. And the most important thing is that you’re judged by your peers. It’s the only way to know for sure. 100%. Either way, they are innocent until proven guilty.)
There are also the crop circles. And the pyramids. They are great mysteries. Could they have been done by aliens? We don’t know! Or could they have been done by me. I have a fair amount of free time while you’re asleep.
THINK ABOUT THAT!