Probably my biggest fear is brain eating amoebas. Probably it’s everyone’s biggest fear.
Worse than sharks, castration, fire, mold, conspiracies. Brain eating amoebas are downright scary. I don’t want anything to eat my brain! Especially not an amoeba.
I’ve only ever heard of them in the context of the Neti Pot. You know, that little teapot you use to pour water into one nostril and have it flow out the other. Apparently they’re great for clearing out the sinuses. People swear by them. But those people aren’t afraid of the Brain Eating Amoeba. The Brain Eating Amoeba is the biggest risk you take when using the Neti Pot. And it’s a big one!
Personally I’ll suffer through a couple extra days of congestion rather than take the risk.
TO EACH THEIR OWN!
But the bad news is that the Brain Eating Amoeba is spreading to other things. Like resorts. A surfer just died from one that infected him at a resort in Texas.