The moon landings have always been controversial. Were they real? Were they filmed in a secret studio somewhere?
Seriously. It doesn’t matter if they went there. Even if they did, they just left right away. Maybe the put in a flag. Maybe they brought back some rocks. Whatever! They didn’t put down any roots. It was like when the Vikings first visited N. America. Big deal!
Unless you go there and set up shop, FOR GOOD!, it’s a pretty useless trip. The moon isn’t even a really great place to go on vacation.
But finally that’s all behind us. NASA has just unveiled plans to go there for real! We’re going to build cities and stay there!
It’s only been done a million times in books. And it looks like it will be pretty good there. You can jump high, and stuff.
Needless to say, I’m so excited right now that I look just like this guy:
Pleased as punch, is I think how they describe it.
Let’s get this done, people. We need a backup plan because this ship is going down.
They haven’t released real estate prices yet. But you’d better start saving. Or not. Maybe it will be cheap like Minnesota was! Space is the last frontier, dude. It’s big!