It’s that time of year again. It’s hot somewhere. News outlets pin it all on climate change. Or sometimes even GLOBAL WARMING!
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HOT WEATHER MEANS! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY?
It’s been hot in some places. And unseasonable cold where I am. This summer has been cool. Winter was one of the longest and coldest ever. Last summer didn’t have enough warm sunny days for the fruits and vegetables to grow properly. Some of places that are having heatwaves had extra cold snowy winters. THAT’S CONFUSING!
Does a summer heat wave mean climate change is here?
Probably Climate Change is real. Because the climate has always been changing.
Probably it’s to some extent people’s fault. Because people are dumb, and the keep insisting on doing things that make their lives worse. FOR NO REAL REASON! (Other than getting snowed by great marketing campaigns!)
Probably you’d like to know the real truth about climate change. I have it. Click here to read it yourself! All that lies between you and the truth is on click of a button (and a few minutes of intensive reading…)
But newspapers should know better by now. They fall for the same thing every year. Hot days and cold days don’t work as proof/evidence of climate change. Climate isn’t measured in days. It’s measured in decades. It’s measured in ocean temperatures and drastic habitat change/loss. Individual events may linked, or may be random. There were droughts, heatwaves and ice ages long before we could blame ourselves. (WE COULD BLAME THE GODS!) When you get sucked into this style of reporting, you sound crazier than a guy that draws odd two-headed nude figures and posting them on the internet and who uses ALL-CAPS more than the presidents of powerful nations do to express teen angst.
How to cash in on the climate revolution..
Here’s the thing about climate change. It’s a big opportunity!
It actually might mean that it gets hot in some places and cold in other places. It might not get hot everywhere, or cold everywhere.
You can take that information and speculate on real estate. WHEREVER YOU THINK IS BEST! Do you go big in Siberia, or the Arctic, knowing it will be the next Tropical destination? Or will Death Valley become a temperate paradise? Or do you hedge, and buy up both, SO YOU ARE VIRTUALLY GUARANTEED TO BE RIGHT?
THIS COULD BE YOUR TICKET TO THE BIG TIME!