It’s a hard decision for any expecting parents. Hospital? Home birth? Birthing Center? Backseat of a car?
There’s a ton of information out there on the internet, and it can be overwhelming.
THERE’S NO WAY OF KNOWING THE RIGHT THING TO DO! IT’S ALL JUST GUESSWORK! (THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH THE INTERNET. SO MANY OPINIONS BUT NO ANSWERS.)
But no more!
Thinking outside the box pays off, once again!
Yesterday, an intelligent couple, thinking outside the box, chose to deliver their baby daughter in the bathroom of a Chick-fil-A.
And now she’s set for life!
As a special thank-you for choosing their restaurant as their sacred birthing place, the fast-food chain has pledged to give the newborn not only free food for life, but also a job! This is a bold PR move for the fast food chain previously known mainly for racist and bigoted antics.
There’s now even less incentive for the food-court giant to make food that does anything other than reduce life expectancy.
She grows up to become Employee of the Month a couple of times. And gets her picture up on the wall. And really does a consistently decent job.
Then they’ll be in a bit of a bind.